#which sucks cuz i really did want to like them!! but they're confusing and a bit annoying and a decent sprinkling of scary

[skrunksthatwunk]

why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.

[keeps-ache]

sigh. i think i just do not like dogs very much lol

[transmascaraa]

bf!cyno headcannons!

your "oh-so-funny" boyfriend wants to tell you every single joke he knows until you finally find at least one of them funny...

bf!cyno x gn!reader

authors note: this just came to mind randomly so like why not do it??? also tysm guys for so many likes/notes ily all sm😭💗

"so... did i finally make you laugh?"

-sitting together on the shared bed in your guys' bedroom. cyno made a bet with you.

-"if i can make you laugh with one of my jokes, i get to take up more space on the bed. deal?"

-"deal." you were so ready. so, so ready. you were sure you'd win cuz his jokes SUCK.

-and just like that, you two started.

-"why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"

-"why." you were ready to make the blankest face everrr...

-"because the "p" is silent." he tried to say normally, but he ended up laughing really hard. and you just looked at him unfazed

-"that's more horrible, rather than funny." you had an annoyed expression on your face

-"b-but... h-how???" bro was so confused but saw that you didn't care.

-plan b is in action.

-"what did the triangle say to the circle?"

-"what."

-"you're pointless."

-"that's not funny, cy." you said as this bitch laughed his ass off

-soon enough, he calmed down, and started to say more jokes.

-none were funny to you.

-so many more jokes to which he died laughing, but your face expression was a mix of annoyance and confusion.

-finally, he thought of something. (i'm sorry if you don't find the joke funny but i did and you can just imagine another one if you don't feel the same lol)

-"why do cows wear bells?" he sounded so hopeful like his life depended on it. he needed more space on the bed.

-you sighed. not having any hope for him by now. just waiting for the answer

-"because their horns don't work." he chuckled, keeping back a huge laugh.

-you looked at him for a second, and then started laughing.

-no, like genuinely laughing.

-he looked at you shocked, but also confused. were you laughing at him, or the actual joke?

-"cy-cyno... that-... that was actually funny, i have to admit..." you were still giggling from the joke and he just smiled in pure bliss.

-he smiled like a kindergartener who got candy for halloween from the grumpy neighbor.

-"YES! I WIN!" he laughed proudly and started tickling you to make you laugh even more

-"cyno! fucking- idiot! hahah...!" you were laughing hard while trying to defend yourself by tickling him in return(sweet revenge)

-and like that, the two of you were laughing for a while more, and cyno felt like a king for the rest of the month.

-no, year.

-actually, for the rest of his life.

-he made you laugh.

-he made you laugh.

-he will remember the joke until the end of his life and always remind you that you, out of all people, laughed at one of his terrible jokes.

~~~~~

this was so fun to make i swear

i used the google for the jokes

i'm sorry if they're not funny but imagine that they are

thank you for reading :))

[wearethekingdom]

Psssstttt, Caseeeeyyyyyyy! F1 sounds so epic im ngl and i wanna hear more about it, pleaseeeee Infodump to meeee! (if you want to ofc :3)

(sorry this took me so long to answer 😭)

OMG PHIN YES YOUVE MADE MY WEEK THANK YOU

okk I'm just gonna write it here so I can make it into a post with pictures if that's okay :3

So before I begin with my rant about the last race I have to give an honourable mention of my 2 favourite drivers ever Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri because I won't be bringing them up later but I refuse to leave them out because they're my fave drivers so I have to (lando on the left oscar on the right! And no lando is unfortunately not named after the star wars character ☹️)

ANYWAY LAST RACE on Sunday. Every race day is on a Sunday btw..

So this race didn't exactly go how I hoped it would but its okay because no matter who wins I'm happy for them because I'm incapable of hating any of the drivers for some reason?

IDK IF YOU KNOW HOW GRID POSITIONS WORK... but basically there's 20 drivers and they all line up behind the starting line 2 behind 2 if that makes sense? (There's an event on Saturday to decide who starts where it's not randomised haha) so my boy lando was starting up front erm. He did not stay there he ended up in 6th which is not very good for him, he's 2nd to be world champion right now so he usually ends up top 3 but umm not this time

It was a very wet race, I don't think it rained but there was insane rainfall the days before and the track was practically flooded

So much happend, so many drivers crashed (they're all okay!) Including my fave rookie (new driver) Franco Colapinto

Which sucks cuz he's been doing realllyyyy well lately

So who won?? Max Verstappen, you've probably heard his name, you've probably seen the "tu dududu max verstappen" meme (that's how I got into f1 btw lmao) max hasn't won a race since before the summer break over 100 days!! Last year Max won evert single race except 3 of them and 2 of those were his teammate checo perez

Then in 3rd and 2nd place we had one of the worse performers teams this year. How did they even end up there? Basically someone crashed and there was a yellow flag (or red I can't remember.. ) when this happens all the drivers have to stop overtaking eachother and drive one behind the other in their formation so no crashes happen if the car that crashed causing the yellow/red flag is on the track or there's parts on the track

Drivers can go for a pitstop to change tyres while this happens, everyone went to change their tyres except max, esteban and pierre (those last 2 being the team worse performing)

Esteban was in first but once the yellow flag ended max quickly overtook him, in the end max came first, esteban second and pierre third

This was a big deal for alpine (esteban and pierres team) estie and pierre had been known to be childhood buddies that had grown to hate eachother, something about an accidental love triangle and old karting championships as kids that lead to them hating eachother, they both were French kids trying to achieve their dreams and while this is true this podium changed something for them. I've never seen them so happy, for a long time Estie wouldn't even look at pierre, wouldn't talk to him but after this podium? They were like kids again

This shocked a lot of people because well their history and also cuz so many people think estie is a bad person and like he's a little dumb sometimes but he's not a bad person that's really far out, at the end of the day he's silly and he's estie bestie

Max also ate this up cuz he was happy to be winning again and I'm happy to see him on that top step again

So all and all it was a good race really and I loved seeing my alpine boys happy again

Thank you for reading if you have any questions let me know and sorry if it's confusing f1 is exactly that 😭

[coldslaws-gear-station]

I wanna know what happened after Alder caught up with bn in that one comic, I remember being really confused why it wasn't continued till I saw the pole from ages ago

Also yeah, roaches suck ass. Hate spring and summer cuz of them they scare the shit outta me

- 💌

scared of roaches gang ❤️ im lowkey so infuriated rn because i was legit about to turn over and go to sleep but i caught this one out of the corner of my eye and then it fell on my bed. so im definitely awake now

anyways woes aside. i still actually want to finish that comic and did make a bit of progress on it beyond whats been posted. problem is i don't have much motivation to finish the dream characters info (nero and gio jr) either because the person who i was developing them with left the fandom, and it sorta spurred me into losing interest in them except for penny. so im in this weird limbo zone of like "aughh i wanna finish the bau comic" "but i should finish the dream kids' info before i do that" "but i don't wanna work on them" if that makes sense u_u

but besides that, here are two unposted pages (theres an unfinished 3rd, but it's in too much of a messy state for me to post it without being embarrassed LMAO)

and then spoilers for the rest below

alder attempts to negotiate with n, but n just keeps refusing. alder knows he slipped up here in even mentioning prison, probably making n's stubborn refusal to cooperate even worse right now. he's just exhausted and frustrated, and admittedly, n has been one of the most difficult people he's ever worked with. he's given everything he can manage to try and help this man- he took hydreigon's blast to save his life, he's given him shelter and food, an opportunity at freedom, and n absolutely will not let his guard down even an inch. so alder is at his wits end.

"Natural... If you want to get off of house arrest, you have to stay here for two years. After that, you can just... lie to everyone, tell them you're better now. Then run off to wherever it is you wanna be so badly. I've given you as much freedom as I'm legally allowed, and still, it's just not enough for you."

Alder continues. "You can still come back in and go to bed. I'll do whatever I can to keep this infraction off your record, and we'll keep trying to figure out how to make this transition easier for you- but you need to be open with us. You can't be angry at a world that never wronged you. The only one to blame is Ghetsis."

N struggles to find words for most of Alder's rebuking, but at the mention of Ghetsis, of course, he snaps. "Do-- do you think it was only Ghetsis who hurt me? Do you think Ghetsis is the only human who I've seen cause pain? That man isn't even my real father- I-- I was born to a village that cast me out! Left me to starve- wanted me to die so I couldn't curse them with my presence!" This is the most N has even spoken to Alder his entire stay. He's out of breath. "And even once I was able to leave the castle-- everywhere I went, I heard- heard stories of humans mistreating each other, mistreating others. Constantly. Everyone turns at some point. Do you expect me to stay around you, just waiting for the day you show your true colors? Waiting for you to use me?"

Alder falters a bit. His heart hurts, his anger wanes. But he did what he intended to do; he got N distracted.

"S-so I have to run. I need to escape from you people before it.. it's too.. late." N's voice tapers into a breathless whisper as he bumps into something behind him. They realize what just happened immediately, but they dont get time to react- they're restrained by a move from venomoth, which then uses sleep powder on them as they thrash and scream at Alder. N crumples to the ground after just a moment, and Alder trudges over to collect them.

Alder knows it was a dirty move. It was just a last resort to keep the man from tearing off further into the woods and causing even more of a disaster for both of them. "I'm sorry, son. Just.. rest, okay." He whispers. "I'm not going to let anyone else hurt you. You have my word." N probably doesn't even hear it, they're out like a light within moments. But Alder could see plain on N's face, as he rapidly faded from consciousness, the look of a man that is terrified and trapped and desperate, utterly hurt to his core. And his will to keep working with N is renewed.

N wakes up at home, finding themself uninjured and tucked into bed rather than waking up on a prison floor, much to their surprise. Alder's kept this whole thing under wraps, like he said he would try to. They have one more chance.

[megaawkwardhuman]

OK I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR FIVE SECONDS TOO LONG I GOTTA WRITE THIS DOWN CUZ OH BOOOY

ok so we all know guillermo is supposed to be under quadruple hypnosis and can't hurt any of the vamps in season 3

unless you forgot but I don't blame you if you did

side note: does that mean energy vampires can use hypnosis or can they only if they're assisted by a blood sucking vampire? (NO MATTER WHAT I DO ENERGY VAMPS WILL FOREVER CONFUSE ME)

and since he's immune he's gotta at least pretend to prevent them from fucking killing him

got it? got it

now remember the slap™ right?

who doesn't? gotta be one of my fav nandermo moments

now I know it was heat of the moment and everyone was on edge so really I get nobody noticing but OH MY FUCKING GOD GUILLERMO YOU'RE FUCKING LUCKY YOU WERE ABLE TO SLAP HIM AND GET AWAY WITH IT

BUT this isn't about me being annoyed about this really small thing no no no

I have a small theory: the slap led to the nandermo fight

let me explain (note: this only works if you believe the fight was pre-planned which I do)

now I'm not saying he immediately thought of getting guillermo to fight him like five seconds after getting slapped no no no

I personally think once all the shit with the sire died down like maybe as he was laying in his coffin trying to sleep it fucking hit him HEY WAIT A MINUTE GUILLERMO FUCKING SLAPPED ME

now he probably didn't tell anyone (maybe scolded guillermo? but I doubt it) and just let the fact that it's clear the hypnosis didn't work to himself since if he did tell anyone guillermo is fucked

so after a bit it might have just sunk into the back of his mind

that was until when he was planning the trip to turn guillermo

he wanted to make sure he could protect him but how could he do that? I mean if he can't hurt him how can he prove he can protect me without putting either of them in danger? guess no trip :(

this is where the slap comes in!

at some point while coming up with how to test him he remembered hey wait a minute guillermo can slap him which means he could possibly do MORE than just slap him which means he can fight him to prove he CAN defend him

cough cough it also could mean guillermo can fuck his shit up in a really homoerotic way which he's really down for cough cough WHO SAID THAT

bada bing bada boom the plan to get guillermo to fight him is born to the delight of nandermo shippers out there

[kiddphel]

do you have any recs for miguel comics??? ive been meaning to get into his comics n usually id just go chronologically, but i think youd have good recs for his comics :D

Chronologically actually works pretty well I think, cuz I do like a lot of his comics! I mean sure some of them suck but like. They're charming. And also there are like, 3 or 4 times where his universe/timeline just gets hard reset so just. Take a lot of that with a grain of salt.

His original run from 1992 is of course recommended, even despite a lot of the shitty writing at times. The art is phenomenal I love Rick Leonardi's work. And I do love the foundation for Miguel's personality and story that's built upon. He's very different to Peter Parker and it shows and it's shown in an interesting way that makes him an enjoyable character (just wish the writing wasn't so fucking overly mean to him for no reason sometimes).

There are some 2099 (World of Tomorrow) comics that show not just Miguel but the other 2099 versions of heroes but I'll be honest I haven't read those yet. I heard they were confusing. And also I think Punisher 2099 sets up a villain for Miguel's comic but god it's. Messy. I realized you asked me what's the best to read and I'm trying to give the comprehensive timeline KJDSHGJDS sorry autism moment

Going back to what I do recommend and like, it's a one shot but the Spider-Man 2099 meets Spider-Man is fun I love that one a lot. This is not at all required reading but he does join the Exiles in the 2001 run at around Issue 75 and ngl I skipped there cuz I really do like the Miguel bits in this one. He's not the main character but I think what he adds is fun :) It's a different canon from the main timeline Miguel but it's fun. Captain Marvel (1999) issues 27-30 also bring Miguel back and I think like, set up for future stuff but tbh you don't have to read this and I haven't yet so idk if it's good.

From here it gets. Messy cuz there's the 2014 run but that requires previous reading in The Superior Spider-Man but you can also technically just, skip that and start the 2014 run cuz they do kinda catch you up, but if you want backstory his stuff starts there. I did like his stuff in Superior Spider-man tho. ANYWAYS I like the 2014 run a lot. Then there's Secret War 2099. I cannot remember if I read that DSLJGHSLDJ. But from there is the 2015 run which again you can just kinda jump into and they catch you up. I like it! I think it's fun. Hate once he gets his white suit but hey. He's still cute in this run.

There is a 2019 oneshot that's... Fine. It's fine. I don't really like it but it's a hard reboot of Miguel's timeline and universe again. But not necessary reading. You can read it if you like! But I didn't care much KJLDSFHGHKF

After that there's Spider-Man 2099 Exodus which I DO really like! 2099 Exodus Alpha is actually really good and has one of my favorite covers. And then the latest run he had was 2099 Dark Genesis which I REALLY LIKE. There's Carnage 2099 and I fuckin love this one I actually own all 5 issues.

This got long sorry however I'm not done. Not a comic but if you ever wanna watch smth he's in, the video game Edge of Time is Very good and has Great Miguel characterization and dialogue. There are full playthroughs on Youtube and I really do love this game.

Ok now I'm done sorry for the TED Talk enjoy comics

[the-firebird69]

There's some reasons why this is happening and we mean that the trumps are falling apart the biggest issue is that their method is terrible it is despicable nasty people hate it and they don't sympathize because he's doing something with a terrible technique they don't think he's a super spy they don't think that he is an anti-hero or hero or comic book superhero or evangelist or savior they think he's an a****** and he's trying to sell all these days like he's a super duper CIA guy then he is like some sort of ancient east coast legend and then he saved the economy as a business person to the economy and he is wanted as a criminal suit for the effects he made and we also want him in court for him and he should go to prison and you should stay in prison until he's dead it's treason he did it a lot and. Now there are people and they got really disgusted with Trump so you don't know how to work you never want to pay in your life and you're spoiled rotten and everybody wants him out and they're working at it too and it's going on right now. That's one reason why is what Trump did in his townships and the skulls his Tower ships skulls is a advances on society due to a reliance on New Zealand and planetoids which isn't really going to be enough and he's have seen the ignorant when it comes to fleets. Is there a huge fleets out there and ground beef is too if you miss assessing those there's another 700 empire bases all of them are much more powerful than these pseudo empire okay so you have a plan it's about time and nobody fell for it and they hate you for being really dumb and not caring cuz you're stupid you're a prick. That's another reason and it is your attitude and everybody hates you you put them into this s***** position and basically are Force sucks and none of the more I could trust him in your AI boy some of your genius and you don't have a friend and they're trying to get rid of you

-another reason why this is happening is it's really time it's our plan is the max plan and it is time for this to happen and we are getting on into space here more so and ramping up while these people ran down it's not really confusing at all supposed to be.

-the third reason and why this is necessary is because you're all as rambunctious as hell and trying to ruin Earth and people need tools to stop you you don't understand that this could be like a detonator and the whole universe could go up for some reason you can't grasp it experiments have been done and it happens that we are correct

Without further Ado we will return in a moment with more announcements

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[iraprince]

Hey, it's the they/them anon again. Please ignore this message if it's more than you want to deal with, I wound up writing a lot.

I wanted to say sorry, I can see how that was out of line for me to ask. I guess I saw you had answered that other ask about your pronouns and assumed you were open to sharing/educating. However I probably should have figured that you didn't really want to elaborate based on you not doing so in that post already. So I apologize, honestly. If I met you irl and you told me your pronouns as you did in the other post I might still have been confused but I would do my best to use the ones you asked for.

To be honest I don't interact with people in the "community" much, online or irl. (I'm kind of a hermit and don't interact with anyone in general much) So I didn't realize there was that kind of a negative/washed-out view of 'gender-neutral'.

My limited understanding of they/them was that it's a good thing to use when you don't know someone's pronouns (either cuz you haven't had the chance to ask yet or cuz it's a mystery person or placeholder idea of a person where gender isn't relevant in the example being given) or for people who don't identify with he or she. I also felt that just like 'he' can mean all different degrees and types of masculinity and 'she' can mean all different degrees and types of feminity for individual persons, 'they' also means completely different things to the different people who use it. And I guess I thought everyone (who has made an attempt to understand non-cis) used/understood it that way. I didn't know it was mostly used as a lazy third gender. :/ I can see why you might lean away from they/them if you assume everyone who uses it is just putting you in yet another box.

(Sorry for not going into it/it's here, I have a lot more learning and meditating to do on that one before I'll be comfortable with it. Though I would do my best to use it if someone asked me to.)

The point I meant to make here is that when I asked why you don't use they/them; I didn't mean to be questioning your identity, though I can definitely see how it came across that way. I just wanted to know what could be wrong with those pronouns to some people, since I have decided to use them for myself, and because if I try to google it all I'm going to find is froofy disconnected descriptions. I was just hoping to learn a little more, and I did. So thank you. I'm now aware of a possible negative connotation to what I thought were pretty harmless and actually neutral pronouns, which kinda sucks, but now I can be more mindful in the future.

hey, i appreciate the apology and i'm glad that my response showed you a perspective you hadn't encountered before -- that's why i chose to respond to the ask in the first place. i do want to clarify a little based on what u've written bc i think maybe some of the details of what i meant to communicate got kind of Lost In The Sauce bc i was responding in a really individual way and then a little extra conversation spun off of that.

i don't think there is a "negative/washed-out" view of gender neutrality or of "gender neutral" as a term. it's a term a lot of people happily use and identify with and gender neutrality/androgyny resonates w a lot of people -- but not me. what i was expressing negative feelings abt was expectations+assumptions of gender neutrality for anyone who doesn't track with a binary gender, and i'm p sure that's also what was meant by other ppl who chimed in saying they related to my aversion. i also didn't mean to imply they/them as a pronoun set isn't "harmless" or neutral, bc they absolutely can be, and i don't think they're "mostly" used to box people in -- it was again a contextual case where harm comes from carelessly applying it to people regardless of what their actual pronouns are or, as you inadvertently did, seeking Explanations when someone doesn't fall in line with expected gender presentation. (again, i see and appreciate that that wasn't your intent, but it's one of those things where sometimes i think we all just get carried away w curiosity abt stuff that just isn't really ours to interrogate).

basically i don't want you to come away from this convo feeling like there's a new Negative side to they/them pronouns or to modes of presentation or identity that fall in line with what's "expected" from nonbinary people (as much as that can exist, in relatively niche spaces, bc overall people mostly actually just Expect us to be cis lmao. this whooooole convo is extremely contextual), bc that wasn't my point and the sticking point isn't really one specific set of pronouns; it's behaviors and assumptions. i want behaviors and assumptions regarding gender to be examined and changed, not to throw out a flat "some people HATE some pronouns!!! you better watch out!!!!!" and have that be the end of it, y'know? and i DEFINITELY don't want you walking away from this convo feeling sucky abt a pronoun set you use yourself in general. the words themselves are 100% not the problem so i hope i've been able to clarify that somewhat

i ended up writing a lot too lol but again rounding off i just wanna say i appreciate the apology and i'm glad we can talk more abt it. you didn't make me feel shitty and i don't want to make you feel shitty. i just think it's cool + important to talk frankly abt stuff like this when i have the energy for it

[tokugou]

Hi. First: I love your GIFs! They're pleasing to see on my dash (and sometimes gives me niggling ideas for creating GIFs of my own but almost never do it cuz procrastination and my creativity sucks haha 😅)! Please keep creating! <3

Second, genuine question (and out of curiosity): Why do you self reblog your posts often? People can see your posts on their dash, and even on the search thingy. The search thingy doesn't let people see your self-reblogs (just the original post). Even though I've kinda been on and off of Tumblr for years, I don't really get how it works, so I'm a bit confused as to why you and other bloggers self-reblog your/their own posts?

You don't have to answer if you don't want to, though! I'm just genuinely confused and I don't know who/where else to ask/search 😅. Thanks in advance! Have a nice day! <3

I honestly don't know what I did to get dragged into this discourse

Thank you for polite question, I honestly don't know if I can help you a lot and if my answer will explain it as you expect. I also was on and off tumblr for a long time and often, but I can answer it based on my own experience on this becasue it was confusing to me too when I first met with self reblogging.

Long reply under read more so to not trash other people' dash

first of all self promotion isn't a bad thing and i'm staring to think some of people here see it as a crime

compared to old one nowday t/mblr is a mess, lot of people left this site and most of them were content creators (either artists or gifmakers) and back then it seemd more welcoming to editors? People would rb your stuff no matter your popularity becasue hey it is content from my fav series i wanna see more i wanna keep it on my blog and show it to others so there was no need for people to self reblog becasue it circulated around a lot on its own.

new people who join this app are raised on i/stagram t/itter and/or f/book where LIKES means everything, you show your support by liking posts THIS NOT APPLY TO TUMBLR AND NEVER DID [you can check this amazing post about rebloging]. As nice as it is to get likes on your post becasue it is like a pat on a head - it is only a pat, doesn't mean anything on a long run. Reblog = spreading. If people don't spread it we stay unnoticed and we tend to self reblog more.

another thing that changed is: people no longer scroll from top to the last post they saw before going to sleep, cos why would they? You wake up in the morning open app while eating breakfast or drinking coffee and you sroll past ten or twenty post or an equivalent of hour or two of your absence - you dont go deeper cos it would be a waste of time - again, I say USUALLY, some ppl still do this and it is ok either way - which leads us to main point of self/reblog:

DIFFERENCE in TIME ZONE not all of our followers live in the same time-zone, when I post something in my free time it doesn't mean others have it too, most of them are probably sleeping or in working place at that hour. We self reblog so people who were absent (and we think might be interested in - becasue why not? they follow us for a reason right?) can see it when they get back on here. By reblogging ourself multiple times, that puts the post back on the follower’s dash and hopefully gives them a chance to see it.

most of people follow ton of blogs (one of my friend I met here told me they follow over 1k blogs) imagine even half of these blogs posting regulary, a few things per hour, the dash is messy and crowded OUR EDITS TEND TO GET LOST IN IT. Most of people follow a lot of blogs and might miss our posts becaue their dashes are WAY more active than these who follow five or ten blogs.

t/mblr fandoms aren't welcoming to new creators in my experience, to get notes you need to be popular/have lot of followers but you can't have lot of them if your posts aren't spread/seen and so on and so on it go in circle (a lot of ppl also only reblog popular posts and avoid these with litte of notes - don't know why it is like this, maybe they think these posts are suspicious?) so with self reblog we also give some of these fake notes to make a post more appealing, i guess? this one is just speculation.

the search function you mentioned is very rarely used tbh people don't go to search for things daily, they usually only do this when they join new series/ship/etc to check if there is something. People usually stick to what they see on their dashes. AND most importantly this option doesn't work as it should. It is some type of algoritm that promote post that are alive/active - even if your post is relativy new it might not show in search becasue it died quickly (as if it wasn't interacted with for some time). With search option it is 50/50 your thing either show there or not. ALSO REMEMBER search option is a terrible promoted thingy that doesn't show you everything so you better stick to /tagged/ thing you can enter manually while on dash if you are using web t/mblr.

people no longer go straight to specific blogs to check if they missed something, they might do it for their besties (as they call it) but other than that DASH is all people see and focus on, so the more often content creators self/reblog the higher chance followrs will see it.

we are not paid for what we do and it come to everything: edits, gifs, arts, writing, video and META POST we are not paid for it and no matter how many people say notes are just numbers these numbers are our motivational payment, the less you get the less you create because you just don't feel the point of sharing your creations if it is not received well or at all.

when I started posting I used to post new content daily even twice a day, nowdays seeing most of my edits not being well recieved in fandom I lost motivation to the point I was thinking of quiting because it didn’t give me joy anymore and I'm still considering it.

I personally never felt bothered seeing self rebbloged post, I follow a bunch of content creators, some of them sr twice a day some each hour, some more or less often. It often helped me to see something I would missed becasue I wasn't here and personally it often give me joy to see the post I remember seeing that had 2 notes when I rb it and now it is 500 or more.

to anyone who read it and still think self reblog is a bother: do not tell people to stop self reblogging. If you genuinely have a problem with self reblogging, just unfollow or block the person who does it and don’t make a fuss over it!

I hope I managed to answer you at least partly? I probably lost the point somewhere between first sentence and second but... well

[keeps-ache]

ggghhg i hate vehiclessssssss ghghghhghhhhh [dies dies dies forever]

[jdmainman123]

Dear Utah sort of confused yacht fish here why you guys had to show these f****** n****** that little trick on the satellite

They've been trying to create that incident I'll be standing in the middle of the parking lot I did find Maine when you find out why you're in Maine it's f****** identical to me tapping that f****** dead daughter City out by trying to put black people in a snowy airport? I remember the statement in the incident like it was yesterday although it was about a couple years ago but I found what main s*** out

THEY HAVE ME ON THE BUS TO THE AIRPORT TO F****** BE CROWD STRIKE BY SOME SHORT 344-IN NATURAL BORN WHITE HAIR GIRL WHO DOESN'T NEED ME BECAUSE MY GUESS IS SHE SUCKS WHITE SKIN DICK AND GETS ANAL SEX AND THAT BLACK SKIN GIRL CAN'T SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR HER TO SAY I DON'T REALLY NEED THE YACHT FISH ANYMORE BECAUSE I SUCK WHITE SKIN DICK AND #GAYSON

So I have to sit on the f****** bus for 2 hours all the way to the airport fill the f****** n****** yelling at my f****** ear let me tell you something I want to get something off my chest about you you're too f****** young my n**** you're too f****** young to have this f****** behavior of this is my my city my girls she has no choice you're too young for that s*** bro

Then I have to sit in the f****** garbage two terminal airport one f****** side and the other f****** side just too f****** terminals my guests only have two airplanes flying here

To listen to the f****** integration you guys want to stick me in the middle of a bus in the middle of a train and talk to me over the f****** satellite in front of all these people to point out and say it's an accident what he said and they're f****** dead son opinions and thought I've never had so many suicidal men come forward and ask me to let me die for them the black just told me he got pregnant for my s***YACHT FISH HERE

I have never been so embarrassed and shame of listening to this little f****** dead son walk around saying I want a McDonald's I want a Walmart I want a beach I want a house I want a car

The negative energy is so specific here of these f****** men that should have never f****** seen me I should have never been here kidnapped by that dead n***** daughter family to sit here 24/7 how is the integration working they want to continue to ask me to explain it and that baby killer language which I already did over 10 times to explain it again because it's dead f****** n***** family has been moving around the network to another part of downtown and guess what they want me to repeat exactly what I said to explain the integration how is it doing that and those specific f****** words? The guy in the black hat red shirt white socks blue shoes? That's what you want me to say when we already know I don't know the technical term obviously the n****** have it the crackers have it there's technical terms that can identify you guys wanted me to explain how to integration is doing this why is the integration still talking to me? The girl in the purple hat red sandals blue shorts green shirt? That's all I can give you cuz they have the technical terms stop f****** asking me how to integration is working

BACK TO MY POINT #REPORT DOWN HERE ON MAIN STREET AND LINWOOD BOULEVARD I'D RATHER MUCH BE HERE GETTING SCREAMED AT BY CARS ALTHOUGH I GOT TO TRY AND FIND A WARM PLACE IT SEEMS LIKE THE DIRTY TRICK FROM UTAH THAT CARRIED OVER TO MAINE THAT WAS NOT IN BOSTON THAT UNION STATION WAS MY WARMTH PLACE IN BOSTON BUT THIS UNION STATION KICKED ME OUT NOT ONE F****** CHAIR NOT ONE F****** BENCH THERE'S A BUNCH OF MURALS OF A DEAD DAUGHTER WHAT SEEMS TO BE RIGHT NOW A WHITE HAIR WHITE SKIN TRANSGENDER HUGGING A BLACK SKIN BOY WITH BUTTERFLIES I THINK THE BLACK SKIN BOY HAS BUTTERFLIES

So I need to find another place to warm up there today this f****** freezer is killing me and what you taught them Utah making me freeze making me colder with the satellite not cool man not cool man they've been trying to chase your farts smell for f****** years now bringing me into Maine trying to yell at me on the buses then I said I'll walk then they shut down the airport cuz that n***** family wanted to go in and say no blacks allowed in snow airport? I remember the statement I remember what happened but for you guys to take me to identical site such as Maine's piece of s*** turd they must have s*** out fell out of their a****** onto the floor and to continue stage and Wall Street in the name of Maine

I told you this data breach was going to cost you guys's life the problem is I didn't expect to find them building the cities with boys white skin boys 15 years never left and are ready to die for living their lives as that little three foot four inch girl has no clue what it is to be a 5 ft 200 lb girl taking 12-in dick

AND I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS MANY WHITE SKIN BOYS THEIR IDEOLOGY AND THEIR F****** BELIEFS ARE SO PAST I'VE KILLED MORE THAN ONE GIRL I'VE KILLED MORE THAN ONE BOY I HAVE NO RIGHTS IN THIS WORLD I JUST WANT A FREE MEAL I'VE BEEN LIVING HERE FOR 10 YEARS RENT-FREE

P and yes you saw all they can challenge me is about the airplane every f****** statement goes back to we don't have to leave

BUT I'D MUCH RATHER BE HERE ON THIS SIDE AND YELLED AT BY DEAD SEND IN THE CAR I JUST GOT TO FIND ANOTHER WARM PLACE TO WARM UP MAYBE I'LL FIND A GREYHOUND STATION I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE AIRPORT THAT F****** WHITE TRASH DAUGHTER IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF? YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO CHANGE THE MANTRA AND THE REPORT? IT'S NOT THE FACT THAT SHE'S WALKING BY ME STOPPING TURNING AROUND AND COMING BACK AND LEAVING? THE SATELLITE PUTS ME ON HER TO LOOK UP AT HER AND I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT AND IF SHE ASKS A QUESTION AND SHE WALKS AWAY

And then the boys said it's because you do the same thing to us when we walk by you you don't look at us and read their faces I told you you failed homosexuals it's not natural for a man to look up at another man outside and want to answer his f****** question #negative energy

But we have to believe life after yacht fish the Mia pow flags consist of this dead f****** n***** family trying to have that white hair girl attack me outside and I stand corrected today it is that the only problem is they're holding her at Bay because when she comes up to me? What's that smell? Oh my god do you smell that? Looks like the white hair white skin daughter of a black skin man not a white hair white skin daughter of a white hair white skin man

BUT SEE YOU GUYS USE MY MONEY AGAIN TO MAKE THIS WORLD ENTIRE BLACK SKIN AND START WEAPONIZING ALL THE WHITE HAIR GIRLS AGAINST THE BOYS I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY MONEY FOR THAT S***? YOU MADE MY SURROGATES WORTH LESS BECAUSE OF THIS F****** BEHAVIOR

But for you guys to continue this attack just to have your entire city every satellite maker gets his own building full of sleeping baby girls and sleeping baby boys just to have not one of them have money just to say I'm a hoarder I THINK IT'S COOL TO HAVE AS MANY PEOPLE IN MY CITY FILLED UP WITH NO MONEY

I don't see the purpose of that I'm a NASA baby I'm innocent baby the way you get these people that any act is to make them love you with no money and in prison and killed for talking or expressing their feelings crying for food crying to be happy

I don't see it all I see is a fallen tiny city that was built all it takes is One bad Apple to spoil a bunch and out of 50% of the satellite makers in the world all it took was for your City to fall 49% and for other satellite makers to know there's a worse satellite maker out there and that's all it took for you guys to continue to snap back a building 3/4 and concrete building at the concrete building so hurt your own people because of what another satellite maker said and another city against you

Can we have the statement here #sammy another Black skin Man and another city fallen maybe a 51% of a better satellite maker than these cities said something that you don't like? It's an accident what he said? And then it happened Sammy from the 49% state that knows you guys are a little bit worse in your city is smaller? Said something about your city and your satellite maker that once again you don't like

Then it's oh that's perfect I needed someone to kill my kids now I can send them there and they'll kill them for confronting him

Found it

[lovipop2049]

yeah i don't get that either.

yeah that can be confusing. sonathan is better than jamantha but it's still confusing.

exactly what I'm saying. eddie and argyle have only been in the show for a season but they were at least fleshed out enough and we know them. i mean argyle it's kinda iffy because it's easier to infer eddie's background-he's talked about it-but argyle we don't know anything about his family, his life, who he lives with, where he lives, hobbies, ect. meanwhile eddie we know his personality and where he lives and we sort of have a window on his family life-- i mean most characters, even steve and dustin, don't have much info on their families, but I mean I'd expect a mention about Argyle's family. I'm hoping we'd get more info on him. All we know is that he smokes weed, he's jonathan's only friend and jonathan is his, he does woodshop, and works at a pizza place. but it's way more information than samantha. no exactly. I love jancy and i wanted them to get together, but it just feels like hes her shadow. it honestly feels like, for both of them, but mostly jonathan, relationships are kind of ruining their whole character. like i'd even be mad if they made jonathan's character surrounded around his relationship with argyle. yes i'd love if that became canon (even though the two canon-hinted lgbtq ships are taking the duffers forever to actually make canon so it's most likely never a possibility) but it would suck if jonathan's character arc was stunted yet again. I wish characters like steve, and nancy weren't based on romance at all, and jonathan having some romance just to show that someone cares about him and loves him, but not to overpower the entire story. I've talked to many people and people say he's just depressed because he misses nancy or he's sad because he misses nancy or he's stressed because of nancy, nancy nancy nancy it's like... he's his own person. Not every thought is about nancy. he's gone through a lot. yes a majority of s4 is his thoughts about nancy but i'm sure he's just depressed for a wide range of reasons. Yes I agree he's not useless abseloutely. I hate when people say that. But he'd have so much more potential if the duffers just dropped the whole romance thing with him or fixed it so nancy and his relationship werent the main thing in his character.

Okay so i literally looked all over tiktok and I can't find it. Idk wtf happened to it lol.

Yeah exactly. tbh... i don't remember if i mentioned this in my original reply or not, but argyle helped more than eddie did. And yeah he helped jonathan a lot. I don't understand why people say he's ugly either he's most definitely not. Yeah dude literally I was rewatching st with my aunt and like i was sitting there like wheres all the cali crew scenes?? cuz they're so spread out and far apart. most of it is just steve. YES exactly. They see jargyle as a joke and then Steddie as a canonical gay ship and they act like it's revolutionary gay shit?? like... hello?? theres way better ships and literal almost canon gay ships but lets ignore those and say steddie is the best and bash others... right. Because let me remember. Eddie gave steve his jacket because he had no shirt, he literally TOLD HIM to go after nancy when he didn't need to at all, and he said "big boy" and as you said, clearly it was a joke. Now I'm fine with the idea of Eddie having a crush on Steve, I mean I don't really like any steddie content but that's fine with me ig. but I literally cannot see Steve liking Eddie back. He was annoyed by him throughout the entire season, he didn't like him at first, and yeah. He didn't even say anything when eddie called him big boy he just gave him a dirty look. So i'm not seeing why steddies need to bash us bc "why cant we just let them be friends!?!?!?!" and then ship two characters that is basically canon stonathan, which is a ship they also hate, and their relationship ideas for them are purely fanon when jargyle and other ships have more canon interactions.

Yes. Tommy is completely way better than Steve. Steve wasn't as bad at the very beginning but later on he became wayyyyy worse. And Tommy just stayed the same. he just shittalked him, which isn't okay, but he's not an evil villian compared to Steve. Steve was worse. And yes tommy was way better to carol than steve was to nancy. because the way steve treated nancy..messed up.

yeah i agree steve and nancy are wishy washy. im still kinda pissed at nancy about the s3 argument thing, mainly because i've lived in an extremely poor household and it's just. Its not fun. And I know they've made up and they both did wrong but... idk I still empathize with jonathan on that. I would've been LIVID. And yeah i dont think steve cares at all, and then at some points he does. Argyle wouldn't do any of that though so yes exactly.

Yes i agree

no you're fine, i mean yes i was worried cuz i saw you like some replies and didn't respond and i got scared i was like annoying you or something but no that's totally fine i understand. I take a while too i got school and stuff

@lovipop2049 So this is my incoherent, rambling opinion of the Jonathan Ships lol and I decided not to tag the ships because I really hope no one is going to be mad about my opinion. If they do find me please hide me. 🫢 I do love or enjoy all the Jonathan ships so far but I just prefer some dynamics over the others.

I'm so glad you said that! Jargyle is my favorite too. Right exactly they are so perfect and Argyle is so sweet to him and caring and kind its just nice to see Jonathan being treated right for once and be shown so much love and praise and Argyle just babying him and taking care of his kids and showing him nothing but love and support UGGH! It's so adorable. It's the same reason why I love Samantha x Jonathan and Eddithan so much too. But Jargyle is easily my fav.

AHH I figured it out Samantha x Jonathan is SONATHAN. How did I forget that when its spelled so much like Stonathan?

So yeah Sonathan, Eddithan, and Jargyle are my top tier ships. As much as I enjoy Jommy/Stoncy/Stonathan ext, I still favor Jargyle and them.

And seeing someone take care of Jonathan for once instead of him having to take care of them is amazing. He deserves all that love and care and needs it. I can't wait to see Vecna try and come after Jonathan in S5 and Argyle comes in like a handsome prince and saves Jonathan! It better happen. But I guess it doesnt matter cause its already been happening in my head.

Eddithan is my other favorite for the same reason. But Jargyle is still superior imo because its canon I don't have to make up how sweet it is in my imagination-Jargyle was on the show itself while Eddie and Jonathan didn't interact. Not that I'm against non canon ships ofc but I'm sure you know what I mean. Its easier to love a ship where the two are already close and connected to begin with and you don't have to do all the heavy lifting yourself to think of how their relationship is.

I think I got foreverautumn converted finally and supporting Jargyle more than Stonathan. I love Stonathan and that don't get me wrong, but Jargyle is superior and I'm tired of Argyle being overlooked because of Steve supposedly being prettier and better than Argyle and how hes a fan fav.... it makes me mad. Like I'm sorry but thats bs. Argyle deserves Jonathan a lot more than Steve ever has. Argyle has done so much for Jonathan, got him to trust and open up, and Argyle's entire storyline has been about how he supports Jonathan and helps him through everything and makes him happy. I'm tired of people saying Argyle is dumb too when S4 clearly showed how smart he was if it wasn't for him they wouldn't have saved El in the first place and it was his whole idea to go to Surfer Boy so El could piggyback and rescue Max. As much as I love Steve and Stonathan, Jargyle is the superior ship.

I really enjoy Jommy too but I want to see more of us all getting away from it just being the second coming of Stonathan. Because Tommy and Steve may be similar, but Tommy isn't Steve and I'd like to see to see how Tommy treats Jonathan differently and how his relationship with Jonathan goes instead of him just being Steve 2.0. Especially since Tommy treats his S.O. better.

Yeah I want to be clear-No hate to Byergrove or the Byergrove shippers at all. I see the appeal of Byergrove and I love foreverautumn's headcanon of it where Steve and Billy are fighting over Jonathan and how much depth and character development went into that. Billy is so hate-able in that especially because hes trying to break up Steve and Jonathan just so he can have Jonathan, but hes also loveable in that because of how much appreciation he shows to Jonathan and how he keeps bettering himself for Jonathan. I found myself cheering on Billy momentarily because its sweet how he thought Jonathan was worth fighting for and how Billy changed for the better and became a good big brother to Max once Jonathan got ahold of him. There are times I love Byergrove just because its always a really compelling story, but at the same time I wouldn't call myself a Byergrove shipper.

I love Billy I really do I think hes a really interesting and complex character and he really adds to the plot of the headcanons and stories, but I always favored the ships like Jargyle and Eddithan where its someone taking care of Jonathan and showing him love and support instead of the ships where its Jonathan saving them in more ways than one and fixing their lives and helping them and taking care of them and helping them to grow up [like Stonathan/Stoncy/Byergrove/Jommy]. Not that I don't like those stories, I love those stories and those ships and see the appeal cause it shows how special and heroic Jonathan is and puts him in the spotlight and shows off what makes him such an amazing person, but I prefer the ships where the SO takes care of Jonathan instead.

Jonathan doesn't need even more people to baby and take care of he needs to be taken care of and showed a lot of love and support. I guess I favor the 'fluffy' type of relationships too much. Don't get me wrong I love the angst and complexity of ships like Stonathan and that, but I just favor Jargyle and Eddithan because its Jonathan being taken care of and saved and shown so much love. I know I'm rambling and I hope this was coherent.

I was in a rush so I don't know how coherent this was, but hopefully you get what I'm trying to say I love Stonathan/Stoncy and that so much, but Jargyle and Eddithan will always be superior because Jonathan takes care of Eddie and Argyle, but they take care of him even more and help him through his trauma and show him so much love and support and give Jonathan everything he could ever need or want emotionally. All Eddithan and Jargyle is is some big love fest where they just adore Jonathan and praise him and help him and remind him constantly how special he is. Even if Vecna does still brings the drama and angst into their relationship anyway.....

[keeps-ache]

The OCs you posted recently look really cool- could you talk a bit about them? Maybe the antagonists as well?

!! oh thank you :D

suuure yea :>> it's a smaller, newer thing of mine so not a lot n some of it may change!! but here's some profiles lol,

✧ Tide (the square head; they/them) is some sort of creature thing who lives in a remnant of an old world that decayed a long time ago after finding themself trapped there (that changes after they meet the goddess). they're head over heels for the goddess that still remains in the corridors there and they're not very normal about it hbfhvs - they can't be killed by any regular shmegular means and i have fun with that loll

✧ Vernor (ponytail gal; she/her) i don't have a lot for her, but she ended up in the same place Tide did and is very upset about it, understandably. she's good a martial arts and cries easily, and is pretty suspicious of most strangers :) she has a small knife-thing that works like a witch's broom (you have to hold the little handle for dear life though lmao) but i haven't gotten around to drawing it so !

✧ Dire (red circle; he/him) was created by the aforementioned goddess to dump emotions/thoughts she didn't want into, and then just sent him on his way lmfvhsh - because of that he is confused most of the time and still pretends to know everything but is figuring things out for real lol :3👍he hates to change his clothing and is snappy, and the snappiness may get worse on personal proximity hbfshv

^ these three have a Thing goin on. mostly qpp cuz i think it's fun :33

✧ Sleepy (the antagonist, he/him) the elusive guy. elusive bc i haven't drawn him lmfsh - another budy trapped in this old chunk of a dead world, he is also upset about it but to a much more desperate extent lol - his name isn't actually Sleepy but Tide nicknamed him that when they first met and now he can't seem to shake it hfsh, he Does hate it :) he is violent but he can play nicies so he does that most time loll

✧ the goddess (only thing holding this world together, She/her/it (capitalization is optional :3)) has been here for ages, ages, ages. her world's been long dead but she just keeps living for the monotony of it hfsh; plus, it's like her job never ended if she just keeps doing the same regular things she always did. bc of that it's actually preserved her chunk of annihilation, and sucks other creatures in w/o her knowing. the chunk is like a maze that keeps changing shape, so unless you can see it from a god's eyes the place is iiiiiinfinite! and terrible; the place changes to her moods and wishes, which can be interpreted p strangely lol :3 she's talked to and kept Tide around bc she needed somebody to deal with all these weird people coming into her dang house, and it's worked out fairly well (dubious)! :D

the world-chunk is inspired by vaporwave, abandoned malls, and the distinct smell of chlorine my mother has sometimes loll :)

[the-firebird69]

TROPICAL DEPRESSION TEN

They feel the second storm will change direction right now it's not hitting North it's heading north west almost exactly it's going along the east coast of the Yucatan peninsula and it is further along than shown but not much but that's the direction it's going in. For some reason they feel that it's going to change direction and it might be a bit of spy work in the warning everybody this can be a storm and that storm is going to they say come here and it's because they say the second ship will turn the engines on that's the one they say it's in Canada and what we say is you might be right so the intakes I might be up near northern Maine and that's why they go up there and they stick the current will change what we say is it will change but it will also come downwards in a similar way and it will suck upwards from one side and I think it's the east coast and exhaust out the West Coast which is not how it really works it's going to intake on the east it'll have an exhaust on the west which is in this hemisphere and it will force down in a cycle which will go and blow wind northwards right up the East Coast and will blow downwards just to the west of Florida and it's because of the position of Maine and where the old opening is and they feel that it is in a different location for some reason and we feel it's just in northwest of Maine don't push the storm that's coming from Yucatan to the West it will also have an effect on any storms and form in the Atlantic whereas it's pushing air downwards in the Gulf but pulling it upwards to the east of Florida as you see it's happening now and the confusion is that it will be in a much different spot but right now the air that's going upwards is well offshore it's about 800 miles to the east of Florida this is going to be about 50 or 70 miles to the east of Florida and their calculations are wrong and Florida will be protected for another 3 days and if they launched at that time it would be for 2 days or 3 days after on both of them and totally until they plug the holes by then these ships will be out of here but people want them out before and the other ships are starting their engines yes there's nothing to do with time zones and they told to push it there's two more than a huge one in Russia now there's two in Russia and one that's in the Bering sea. And it is going to make a big difference because there won't be a storm and these people will get aggressive with Tony f Tommy f and people want DJ to cut the crap and you need him out of the CIA that'll slow down and that's what he's going to use to try and get elected he's using it on Trump..

And we expect the launch to be probably 4 days from now that's what we anticipated Wednesday or Thursday I'm thinking maybe Friday but they don't have to run the engines for 3 days they're told that too. They do have to break them in so he says probably 3 days cuz the other a****** did it. I didn't know that s*** it's fat this bubble butted f****** nobody you know you f****** f****..

-got a couple more things but this is an important time frame to understand important process too. We do anticipate them starting the other one shortly what a pain who are you people dumb but once those engines start in Canada they're going to head up there and big drills the one that started now is Greenland and it's hardly anybody going up there..

-he says we should try for Harley-Davidson black Black widow I understand why and we should try and take the land and we said we bought it but we didn't and we're going to try and fight for it and then try and grab it from the city next door I do know why and Jason's probably under there again

-it's a huge number of them down underground there and a bunch of pigs going after Trump he says thank you and we say why don't you like put a known haunting thing up so he will

-there's a number of people out there at times but not many I just see what his point is let's get them all out so we are going to do that and we're also going to beat the s*** out of Tommy Allen if he goes to the sports park every time I'm tired of hearing from that piece of crap with this stupid bobcat who the hell cares about yours our son could probably lift it up.

-is a huge huge fight going on about what he's saying and stuff and they're all bickering with b****** yelling at each other like homos it's a lot of fun then they hit each other and we think wow you're doing great the women love it knives out ladies for protection.

We're going to publish because it's important and hilarious

Thor Freya

Zues Hera

Olympus

[the-firebird69]

I told ours when I saw it it looks like we're going after us because this is the chopper it is sitting room and just put a different tire on same wheel it is solid and you can see it and it is the same motor he's screwed around with the drive so people would be confused, changing exhaust and some covers and stuff and modify the front fork, of course it's not illegal to do this but he modified the Briggs & Stratton chopper. This is not made right now and myself I'm screaming to make it I know that people don't like it but Mac Daddy would and Mac Daddy's sister and daughters practically all of them are the size and they're smaller you can see Mac Daddy and John Cena in a movie he fit right on here perfectly we have ones that look cool gold motors v motors this motor in gold looks really really cool cuz it looks odd and you can't tell what it is and the pipes make it sound cool and the way the bikes configured with a bigger tire has taller it looks like a real chopper with them on it it sounds real loud it's easy to ride it's light he lifted up and put it in things over things it can ride over weird things unlike a real chopper which is too heavy and I tell you what they like it it goes under 20 miles an hour a lot of people like this John Cena took it modified it turned it red and said this is the enemy because these little guys will go nuts he doesn't want it made so what I think I'm going to do is modify it a little bit but not as much as he did is he lowered it and it looks like a toy, but I will wind the tire so it looks similar and I'll do other things like that to make it look similar but not the same. And change the sweep, just make it more like a chopper and it looks much cooler and I'll make when it's all red and we worked out the red front fork that you can use this particular metal that's red it's like red Chrome that's what it is and it's part of the best summer process it's actually fused in there and you can't get it off and it's throughout and people think it's the coolest thing they've seen and doesn't cost much and we're going to start producing these I've got permission and everything and they're inexpensive and they come RTA and they come with different sized motors. The front tire and rim a little larger but the spokes are like it's like 300 of them or something, they're they're about almost exactly 50 and it looks like John Cena's bike. And we make it in a solid red you have to ask for the option. And he's an a****** cuz JC stands for Jesus Christ and probably wanted us to label at JC or something like that which is idiocy I've been saying in a million times he says it will still work and I say no it won't you're an a****** too by the way and you're an a****** in the movies you get your ass kicked and he's not a little guy in a movie to make a big mistake. Soon too. Well it doesn't doesn't care and blabs like the guy next door is swift. But boy what a bike this is going to be and it comes in different sizes as I was saying before I was interrupted by the mongoloid prehistory man.

5 ci will bring you up to a nice rip roaring 80 miles an hour with a definite British triumph sound the motorcycle triumph

7.5 ci just what I need 49cc it'll get me where I want to go and I'll be in a state of hell that is absolutely well beyond what I should be doing I'll probably get the Chrome which will attract tons of attention cuz it looks like his cuz yeah this is Chrome the motor and I won't get the red that's so what it's still going to suck it's a Briggs & Stratton and I'm Briggs & Stratton child of the person who started the company this brings and Stratton motorcycle transferred into a different company and it's not what you think. This will go about 100 miles an hour if you weigh about 1:30 about 80 miles an hour if you weigh what I do it'll be straining and I should get the liquid cooler

12.5 ci and this is for someone who needs to go fast and it's lighter you get up to about 150 mph if you weigh 150 and 180 if you weigh 130 mix that big of a difference cuz it's a light bike and small motors

20 ci it looks like would be perfect for Stan as a toy no as a bike but he's a little big so I can see look funny tonight and he's kind of like my size but he was like 180 and he would go about 165 mph on it I got about 1:40 and someone like mac when he's not fat almost 200 mph

The bike starts at $700 and you have to put it together except for the motor and the drivetrain they're all assembled it's really easy assembly I'll tell you and they increase about $100 increments except for the last one which is like 150 and delivery is like 100 bucks no matter where you are it's really nice. And it's made by Briggs & Stratton motors motor company and the one that's a knockoffice made by Briggs & Stratton this one will be almost exactly like this fatter tire and it's more stylized it leads towards the look of John Cena bike and the fork is swept and the Piston part is colored the same color as the bike and you see it on Harley-Davidson they have them black but really it is more or less a copy of his except it's much more road Worthy and yeah he he butchered an old Briggs & Stratton classic bike and he's saying it's my dad and if you do a comparison and you trying to figure it out and he painted him up red and he stuck his lead tire out there and it's kind of a weak one doesn't feel much faster than you need it doesn't really grip too good but it does stuff and you put the saddle way down to stay low his riding around with dads stuff blaming stuff. And you got caught a whole bunch of times and everyone sees him drives by me and looks at me in disguise I know what happened you fat ass f****** loser I say it every time in space a lot just keeps doing it it's trying to aggravate me and irritate me I'll see you aggravated me you irritated me I'm making these bikes everyone's killing your people and they're stopping your cloning pretty soon you'll be gone good luck good job goodbye.

Zues Hera

I'm putting an order in to start producing these and mass produce them and I see why it's cheaper than her not knock her 5150 and more attractive as an option because they're an American motorcycle. The car Chevrolet came from the Briggs & Stratton car and the motors have some abilities like these in order not to blow even the race cars and his cars are always a bit better and you should see his mega supercar holy cow and it's with Corvette now partially it doesn't have the mega motor but you can upgrade the motor and get high performance and it is extremely fast it was almost the top speed without the fairing adjustment because of the design is not as exquisite but we're sending out the cars now the 2023 Corvette which is a stingray and the box car, and for those dealers who want it we are sending out the Corvette and we have a name for it I think it's the b 2 and he says no I think it's an A and he's right, A3. Here's another name for it and we are putting it on there. He got it the first time and you forgot it already it's a nice name and she knows it too and I don't know it's not speed racer good though cuz that's the car and it's really really fast none of your cars that you sell that are even close to production go anything like this and your mega cars don't your hypercars don't the only thing they can or fly cars they usually fly at like 1,000 miles an hour so designed to do not drive our cars are very fast and we try and compete and his is still faster even this Corvette so we're going to start working cuz we're getting our butts kicked it's just really on fire all the time to help us to get out of the situation it's doing good and this shows it this bike is a nice chopper and he wants one and he wants a 7.5 and he's writing the request to Santa Claus and I usually follow up

Thor

Good. You doing your job

Freya

Hahaha oh oh boy I see why I'm responding that's terrific I'm the elf it says yeah and what other types of elves but we don't go too close to Santa Claus were bigger

Nuada

Damn straight you do what I say and you're responding because you're the elf and you're going to get this done he needs some other than something that wears them down all the time he's eating like a pig because it's tired it's tired cuz he's got fat and he doesn't have muscle we want him in shape I'm alive so let's get going on this stuff

Arrianna

I'm putting an order out now and we're going to go ahead and make it work and we're going after John Cena and this idiot next door and the other idiot next door and so on and the orders are going out to help our son and you really needs it he wants to know the status of the Russian ship and see other ships are going up first and he'll be amazed where and he says he probably will be start right here his guess is Canada and it's probably up there somewhere they missed a few things and one is the forgot to scan the entire Northern tundra all of it so they're probably going to race up there hopefully the idiots right now they're trying to attack Disneyland and Harley-Davidson give me the idiots who opened this plant and I Harley-Davidson shop they're using it as a deception so certification is not going out

Olympus

They waited there a little bit and they said they're not showing up it's kind of simple so they were in our son said that to them so they were not surprised no they were that was their big break I said I really following the ball at all they're the competition okay you're falling all over the place so they get ut they can't stop doing it. Tonight there's several mob movies occurring because of the cocaine trafficking. And one of them is with John remillard and son and it's really a huge one as mentioned a lot last year over and over and yeah it's the Bronx tale and even seeing the old cars and nobody's into it anymore so I started raining it to people is this faggy mob movie with only like one monster in it it's like drag there and it's Daniel he goes berserk on them